Person 1: Man spirit of justice is so bad
Person 2: But it has turnabout time traveler!
Person 1: True! I love spirit of justice
Person 2: But it has turnabout time traveler!
Person 1: True! I love spirit of justice
by rat-kun July 27, 2024

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours
by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022

The act of two men whipping out their dicks, and touching the tips together. Once the tips have made contact, the men spin their dicks around, clockwise at incredible speed. If enough speed is built up, it will cause the two of them to travel forward in time. If they spin their dick counter-clockwise, they will go backwards in time. If during this process, the tips lose contact, the world will explode.
by anonymous October 13, 2020

ok so basically you go to a different date than the current but then the new time is the current and so you just changed the present but not your present and theres just like ten million billion trillion paradoxes that destroy the fabric of time that kill everything so just dont please
by The God-Tier Roaster October 17, 2020

When a child usually between 11 and 15 that plays video games and convinces himself that he is doing the right thing for his life and that everything else such as homework or friends is irrelevant, hence years and years go by and he only left his room to go take a shit only to realize that he is now 17 and he should've listened to his mother.
Bob: i'M 17 years old did I really just waste 4 years of my life playing World Of Warcraft?
Joe: Yeah dude you wen't through a Gaming Time Travel.
Bob: My posture is all fucked up now and my ass smells from the computer seat.
Joe: Yeah dude you wen't through a Gaming Time Travel.
Bob: My posture is all fucked up now and my ass smells from the computer seat.
by Darte July 1, 2016

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.
guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person
Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person
Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw
by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021

by TREncryption May 29, 2018
