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Time Travel

The act of two men whipping out their dicks, and touching the tips together. Once the tips have made contact, the men spin their dicks around, clockwise at incredible speed. If enough speed is built up, it will cause the two of them to travel forward in time. If they spin their dick counter-clockwise, they will go backwards in time. If during this process, the tips lose contact, the world will explode.
"Hey Jim! Do you want to time travel with me?"
by anonymous October 13, 2020
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Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.
guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw
by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021
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Time travel

when people travel to other places and times
(e.g. when a person from 3018 goes to the year 1995, that would mean time travel)
by TREncryption May 29, 2018
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Time Traveling

To consume enough alcohol to the point where you only remember several key highlights from your binge drinking experience...day or night drinking.
Man 'o' man!! I was time traveling last night. After the first bar, I remember only small blips of the evening. Food, that one bar, some chick I danced with, made out, eating all your food outta the fridge...then...
by Milk_wasa-bad_choice December 22, 2014
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The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours
Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw
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Time travel

Sorry but T'pol said that the Vulcan high council determined time travel is impossible
The Vulcan high council determined time travel is impossible
by Female_Body_Inspector April 23, 2019
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Time travel

When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.
*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!
by iamanthonydean February 25, 2019
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