timber slut

Local low life country bumpkin who acts like she likes to go get firewood but really just want fuck your old man and waste his gas. You can tell them apart by their uncanny jack-o-lantern smile and always wearing short shorts with tattered 10" work boots no matter what time of year. They may or may not have a chainsaw but if they do it hasn't ran for well over a year. The girlfriend of the victim that takes her up to cut wood will notice that any makeup they may have had in his truck is now missing. She is not picky and will go "cut firewood" with anyone that has a truck and or trailer.

That timber slut was with Chris last weekend cutting firewood and now she's headed up the hill Ronnie.

by STAY BENT April 17, 2022

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timber tug

Jerking off in your hunting stand

Johnny was doing the timber tug this morning so hard he scared the deer.

by Eldor peeener November 21, 2022

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passing timber

When 2 people put their butts together and poop the same piece of poop back and forth

My uncle and his boyfriend are always passing timber

by DJBeefer October 21, 2013

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timber army

Gathering of gay men

Was it a sausage fest, or a Timber Army?

by SeattleSounding December 12, 2013

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timber nigger

noun: NWUP (northern Wisconsin/ Upper Peninsula of Michigan)word for the native population. in other words, polacks, krauts, micks, and wops calling the original owners of this country a foul name derived from the foul name applied to blacks.

joe: hey, let's go ice fishin up north, hey?
moe: nah, dem timber niggers is all protestin again.
joe: about what?
moe: the history of abuse at the hands of the white man, or some shit like that
joe: fuck'em-let's go to Racine and get drunk!
moe: yah, dere hey!!

by earpuller September 21, 2005

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