titties on the timeline

when girls post a frontal thirst trap on instagram, making it so your instagram timeline has titties on it.

in general, it’s used to just announce when a hot girl posts a thirst trap on instagram, usually to the boys.

A: yo check it out bro titties on the timeline
B: holy shit dude

by nolch32 September 2, 2020

Tittieboobs

Yet another colloquialism for breasts. Used mainly by teens trying to be silly.

OMG! She had the nicest tittieboobs evar!

by ThaBigCheesy September 2, 2010

Titty Slam

When a girl squeezes her titties together and slams them on your face.

This bitch Monica gave me one of the worst titty slams of my life while we were fucking.
I still came on them though.

by iwenttojailonce April 13, 2012

Tittybong

Noun; a water pipe used primarily for inhaling marijuana, that is placed in between a woman’s cleavage, while someone else inhales smoke from the bong.

Hey Crystal, come over here and press your tits together around the stem of bong so I can take a tittybong hit!

by Leigh5280 May 13, 2018

trombone titties

Titties that look like a trombone. They are long, skinny, and fanned out at the nipple.

That girl has trombone titties.

by KennyMel April 29, 2014

Tablespoon Titties

Titties that are too small for a cup size.

She's cute, but she's got those tablespoon titties.

by The Hillbilly TKA September 26, 2020

crazier than a fish with titties

To be extremely crazy. Originates from part 13 of R.kelly's 'trapped in the closet', a epic 22 part 'hip-hopera' saga.

Smoking weed in here tron? that is crazier than a fish with titties!

by Ebonyks August 20, 2007