Rowing the Trench

A sex act performed by two persons, in which a male participant rubs their erect penis back and forth along their partner's intergluteal cleft (ass crack). In the midst of passionately hotdogging, the couple link arms at the elbow, using them as leverage to 'row the trench'.

Man, Steve really chafed my stink star while we were rowing the trench.

It's important to properly lube the glute luge before rowing the trench.

by Detective Dick Jiggles June 19, 2022

french her trench

To give a female oral sex.

Man, Id love to french her trench!

by DewwMe April 8, 2006

Mariana's Trench

Only the people who are into the band MARIANAS TRENCH purely for their look spell the band name like this (Mariana's Trench. This is how Trench Wenches know if the person is a true fan or not.

NEVER spell the name with an apostrophe, it's wrong and you will hear about.

However if you're wondering who this band is, it's a pop-punk band from Vancouver, British Columbia. They are one of few band where all 4 members actually sing. So not only Josh, the lead singer, but Ian, Matt and Mike also sing (the drummer, lead guitarist and bassist). Their songs have catchy lyrics but also have a deeper meaning to them. They are amazing live, some say they sound better live then when recorded, which is rare for bands today.

The members: Mike Ayley, Matt Webb, Ian Casselman and Josh Ramsay

Random Facebook Status: OMGZZZZ I LUVVV MARIANA'S TRENCH!! JOSH IS SOOOOO HOTTTT!!!!!!!

Trench Wench: Bitch please, that's not even how you spell the name, and do you even know the other three members? You only know Cross My Heart and Shake Tramp..... that's lovely...

by TrueTrenchWench February 24, 2011

trenchcoater

A clichéd character in a story, movie, anime, or whatever who wears a black trenchcoat and has long hair of any color. Trenchcoaters always are mysterious loners and have no pasts. Their names comprise of either some "badass" name like Deathbringer, some gibberish, Japanese sounding name like Kajimaru (usually there is "maru" at the end), or both. They almost always carry katanas and have mastered them all through their 15-17 years of living and often carry machineguns or other heavy weaponry. Usually they are very uninteresting and stupid.

12 year old kid: The main character of my story "CRIMSON TIDES OF DEATH!!1" is a mysterious loner with no past named Vincent who carries a katana, a nuke, and a machinegun! IM GONNA TRY AND GET TIHS PUBLISHD
Other person: Your character is a trenchcoater. I can already tell your story's gonna suck.

by Mesveble August 31, 2006

marianas trench

an awsome 4 guy band based in vancouver, british columbia. consists of josh ramsay, ian cassalman, matt webb and mike ayley.

the music is amazing, with such songs like acadia, cross my heart, shaketramp and decided to break it.

dudee, check them out. marianas trench

by marianastrench March 8, 2009

threeché

A "Touché", plus one!

When confronted with a "touché", an appropriate retort may result in a "threeché".

pronounced "three-shay"

by PopeMichael April 14, 2009

Trench Butthole

1. A disease first observed and recorded during the first world war when soldiers who were dug deep in the trenches contracted it. Its symptoms consists of: bleeding of the anus, Teh Downs, and in later stages, the anus falling off.

2. The worst map in CoD: MW2.

1. "Sahgent, ah fucked up sah...its mah butthole, it fell off"

2. Chris: "Wow, this trench butthole is making me rage"

Michel: "lol ur bad"

by Knawmean December 19, 2009