by CryptoGod June 4, 2024
Get the thirteen-percent mug.Thirteen is a crazy white woman in her mid 20s who is unemployed and living in their parents' basement, being an emo lady who prays to rats that people with a certain name should all die. She is also hostile, petty, and extremely smelly.
"The hell is wrong with her!? Why is she telling me to die!?"
"Just ignore her, she's Thirteen after all."
"Just ignore her, she's Thirteen after all."
by StanTwiceforclearskin May 25, 2022
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likes nature
likes to climb shit
likes anime
for some reason he told me to add this but he has a big chicken (iykyk)
likes nature
likes to climb shit
likes anime
for some reason he told me to add this but he has a big chicken (iykyk)
by RamOrRow November 28, 2023
Get the logan thirteen evans mug.Lean Mean Thirteen, and several of the subsequent novels, focus on Stephanie getting caught up in the search for a missing person, in a manner related only peripherally, or not at all, to her work as a fugitive apprehension agent.
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
Get the Lean Mean Thirteen mug.The modern-day women in today's society have extremely high standards and expectations for men in the dating market. The Thirdteen Sixes evaluates men based on what they must have in order to have a chance at successfully dating one of them.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Friends with at least 6 rich/high-value men.
9. At least 6 notch count.
10. A 6-figure trust fund.
11. Must have at least been in a 6-year relationship.
12. A dowry of 6 figures.
13. Must have theses 6 traits: handsome, smart, rich, honest, mature, and funny.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Friends with at least 6 rich/high-value men.
9. At least 6 notch count.
10. A 6-figure trust fund.
11. Must have at least been in a 6-year relationship.
12. A dowry of 6 figures.
13. Must have theses 6 traits: handsome, smart, rich, honest, mature, and funny.
Jack, there are thirteen sixes now. It's only a matter of time before women add "Must be 6 feet under in 6 years" to their list to make it fifteen sixes.
by Mister Arbiter November 18, 2025
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