Thing-lust 

The intense desire to own a material object.

Man that new iPod... I've got total thing-lust.

Police say his life was so ruled by thing-lust that he starved to death in a house full of consumer electronics.

Thing-lust by gillfish February 21, 2009

thing-a-ma-bob

That thing with the thing that does that thing....you know what I'm talking about. Accually when you don't know what something is and you pretend you "forgot it." There for you call it this.

Person 1-Good golly I saw that thing today.
Person 2-What thing are you refering to?
Person 1-Oh you know the thing-a-ma-bob.
Person 2- Oh ya that thing.
Person 1-Indeed
Person 2- (thinking "Damn what a douche bag!)

thing-a-ma-bob by jessica March 30, 2004

thing with the thing 

Some activity with some object that you can't or won't name because a) it's embarrassing b) it's too weird c) you don't know what it's called or d) it's just funnier like that.
Not infrequently used to refer to sexual activities.

Hey Hon, how about tonight you do that thing with the thing, you know, that I like so much?

thing with the thing by wizofaus June 29, 2011

Thing Blindness 

Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.

Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?

Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.

Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness

Thing Blindness by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010

Thing-a-ma-jig 

What you call a compass to make circles with when u are in 6th grade and have no clue what it is.

Abbey: LOOK!!!! I found my "thing-a-ma-jig"!!!!!
Bobalina:

DUDE! THAT HAS A NAME AND THE NAME IS COMPASS!!!! STUPIDO!!!

Thing-a-ma-jig by Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz101 August 31, 2016

Thing 1, Super Thing, Thing Thing, Chocolate Thunder or Ben 

Its a Thing Thing, you wouldn't understand.

"Thing 1, Super Thing, Thing Thing, Chocolate Thunder or Ben"

Thing 1, Super Thing, Thing Thing, Chocolate Thunder or Ben by eddnd March 9, 2020

Thing number 

A thing number is a made up number given to random objects as a sort of "secret code" that you can use whenever you either forget what you were talking about is, or when you want to say things in secret, whenever other people are around.

When you use these codes, the thing numbers you can choose from are 1 to ∞. Just remember to remember the number to resigned to the objects because someone might ask and then question you.
If they do start questioning you, always remember to say "I use the thing library , don't you?)

A: person 1: Hey bro, can you get the thing. | person 2: What thing? | person 1: You know, uh thing 54,085.
B: person 1: So hey, do you remember that thing yesterday? | person 2: oh yeah, you mean thing 306? | person 1: Yes!! Thank you.
Thing number 1 will always be defined as thing number

Thing number by SpinyDan August 16, 2023