tylor thees

is a hardass varsity wrestler thinks hes hot shit cause hes the only one in his weight class 103

really annoying hardass

by justin brumfield April 23, 2005

Yam teets

Specifically long skinny dangling breasts that have had the perky youth sucked out of them as well as not likely ever been cupped by a bra nor ever been surgically enhanced.

He had penchant for yam teets due to the fact that in his youth the only naked pictures he had access to were in National Geographic.

by Carranca March 19, 2011

Teets

Teets describing someone who is so annoying or 'pez'

'wow, that guy is so drunk'
'yeah he only had one drink'
'teets'

by meowmeowmeow11 October 21, 2011

Mean Tweets

A humorous phrase used by conservatives to expound their belief that a president who is a massive dickhead is better than a president whose head doesn't even function.

"Gas prices are above four dollars in every state, but there's no mean tweets!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 6, 2022

Teets

Matt Teets

See; Bridgteets.

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

tweetslapped

When someone bitches you out on twitter for a stupid/innappropriate/politically incorrect/offensive/dumbass tweet

Person 1: Cheryl just bitched me out for calling Mel Gibson a fag.

Person 2: Yeah, you got tweetslapped.

by Waterbare31 July 20, 2010

Tweetstroke

A Twitter rant that out-rants a garden-variety tweetstorm.

'If one speech at the Globes can bring on a tweetstorm like that, it'll be all-out TWEETSTROKE after the Oscars.'

by PrinceOfPetty January 11, 2017