Chair humper

an extremely tall and lanky drunk sloptard who randomly grabs chairs in the middle of dancing and begins to thrust into it as to make chair babies.

Dave used to walk like an Egyptian but now he's just a lonely chair humper.

by Chichi33 June 6, 2014

Rusty Humper

When having sex and accidently sticking it in the backdoor because you haven't had sex in a long time and forgot which hole to use.

I finally had Murph stay over last nightpushy. didn't realize he was going to be such a rusty humper. He actually asked me where he should stick it because he didn't know the difference between my ass hole and my pussy.

by Spidermonkey317 April 18, 2022

Hump humper

A person who humps a hump.

And

Person 1: did you see miley cyrus' s new video, she went from humping people to humping humps.
Person 2: I always knew she would be the first celebrity to come out with her Hump humper secrets.

by Tibberino February 28, 2016

bunny humper

A person who is so horny they want to fuck like rabbits orignally known as bunny humping

He is a bunny humper he fucks everything

by iceprincess1964 February 12, 2014

trash humper

A person who gets off on filth, the dirtier the hornier.

When I realized I liked the rank, sourmilk musk of Conrad’s balls, I knew I was a total trash humper.

by hotpocketspdx September 15, 2016

whale humper

A derogatory term used to describe an environmentalist. Anti-whaling is a subset of the environmentalism movement. Describing environmentalists as "whale humpers" mocks the environmental message while demonstrating a deliberate refusal to understand even the most fundamentals elements of that message.

Environmentalist: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about global warming?
You: get lost, whale humper.

by Brianator37 February 4, 2017

monkey humper

A man or woman who only has sex with ugly people.

Jamie is such a monkey humper

by BegE Shorty April 14, 2009