by yohon February 10, 2005

Gardner is a school in Los Altos Hills, California. The kids that go to it are hella rich and have like trillion dollar houses. The teachers are pretty much bipolar and know nothing about teaching. The classrooms are falling apart. The principle tries to act cool by wearing shape ups everywhere. She has no control of the students what so ever. The teachers switch out every year because they don't have enough money for them. The P.E. teacher goes crazy sometimes and just ignores the students while he sits on his "Swedish chair". You can't understand the digital arts teacher, the drama teacher has no butt, and the art teacher is a hippie. To top it all of all the kids are not athletic and they lose in the junior olympics every single year.
by ilovedogs98 June 19, 2011

by freakyg64 June 23, 2016

This type of person is usually angry all the time. Known to have a VERY loose bladder, and can obsess over girls and dogs. If you ever become friends with a Cason Garner, be aware of their anger management.
by MissClover September 19, 2022

3x better than any lauren ever if it had gardner after it. Funny and cute girl that get all the boys attention especially if their name starts with a J
by REALUSER101 June 1, 2018

an ugly ass whos good at softball and barely has friends. she loves racing but doesnt know anything abt it.
by morgan😝 October 25, 2020

A person who is so frickin' lazy and just stays home all the time. He's a terrible driver. Expect him to only play El Sonodito.
by kyle4269 October 29, 2019
