Smart dress

Formal attire that should be worn to a party. This term is mainly used in Britain.

Girl 1: What's your smart dress?

Girl 2: A purple sparkly evening gown.

by Person124321351 February 23, 2012

Testicle Dressing

When you ejaculate in a substance intended for the use of a another person.

Eric: Why is Jessica yelling so loud?

Scott: Oh, she found out that I turned her shampoo into testicle dressing .

by dermena September 8, 2015

Dress To The Left

When a man wheres a tight pant suit the appropriate direction to point his dick is to the left hand side.

When Nicky Barnes is dressing to impress, he will always dress to the left.

by BallSmelly September 17, 2014

clit dress

A very very short dress worn by a female. A dress so short it is said to nearly expose the clitoris

Kelly is wearing her clit dress again, she is such a slut.

by LogDog September 26, 2008

cross-dressing

The act of dressing and acting as the opposite gender; usually a hobby.

What I do in my spare time.

"I hope my mom doesn't find out about my cross-dressing. It would suck if she walked in and found me wearing my little brother's clothes."

by Pinnku November 22, 2009

Dress Code

A school's way of forcing students to dress to:
1. reduce the risk of teachers getting the urge to molest them.
2. reduce the number of ugly butt-cheek exposures.

*Students talking* Dude, did you hear Suzie got raped by Mr. Smith?
Principal: Oh gosh darn it, I hear she wasn't in dress code again.

by whatwhatwhat77 June 10, 2012

freakum dress

a sexy dress, that every woman has, which shows off her goodies; it's worn to attrach guys (while making her own guy jealous). Also known as a Fuckum dress. This was thought of by Martin Lawrence, not Beyonce.

"...you go in the room and put on your fuckum dress (freakum dress). You be like fuckum girl, fuckum. Fuckum girl, fuckum. Fuckum girl, fuckum." -Martin Lawrence(You So Crazy)

by Willie Maykitt September 9, 2006