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the wizzard of croz

man1-did you go to the penguins game lastnight man?

man2-yeah you know i had to go see the wizzard of croz work some magic
by JonnyHopkins April 20, 2010
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The wizards tickle

When you’re sitting on the John doing a #2 and the turd causes a splash of cold toilet water which proceeds to hit you in your butthole, usually accompanied by a “ploop” noise
Damn that was a huge deuce, totally got the wizards tickle from it (shudders) lol
by Rotorboi87 January 12, 2022
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Hex and The Wizards

A band consisting of six members, mainly found playing in California.

The members consist of;

Hexographic - Singer/Lead Guitarist

- Second member in founding of the band, and the recent replacement as a Singer and Lead Guitarist.

Frapotato. - Rhythm Guitarist
- Another recent member replacement as a new profound Guitarist in the Band.

Vall Y. Sanity - Second Rhythm Guitarist

- Another original guitarist, who joined in later after a few demos went in production and later to the first album.

'Mahomes' Onyx - Bass Guitarist

- A member who joined and was in part of the first demos as being written, and became the only and current bassist.

Papshewz - Pianoist
- The third founding member, was originally a guitarist, and then after became a pianoist later when there were more members.

Grim 'Lijah' - Drummer
During the first album, He was the main guitarist, and then became a drummer after the original drummer left after the production of the first album, Satellite.

Albums;

- Satellite (2021)
- hexacide (2022)
"Dude I went to the Double R' Bar to see hex and the wizards! They blasted the place up with their music! I'd love to seem em' again!"

"I know right! I can't wait till' their debut album releases! I heard there in process of another one soon!"
by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023
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The Whizard

A sex act involving the creative use of Cheese Whiz.

One participant injects canned Cheese Whiz into the other’s anus. The injected participant then squats over their partner and expels the product into their open mouth.
Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from my cooking class! She gave me The Whizard.
by Turbo Chode May 4, 2020
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awake the wizzard brewing

how do women have kids they must have some sort of wizzard inside them
girl you gotta awake the wizzard brewing
by SKRRR SKKRR JACKSON March 11, 2023
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I am the Black Wizards

I am the Black Wizards is the seventh track from " In the Nightside Eclipse ", the debut album of Emperor, one of the most influential (and best) Black Metal bands ever.

It features the genius songwriting of guitarist / singer Ihsahn and beautiful lyrics of bassist Mortiis. And also some of the best atmospheric keyboards ever.
Metalhead 1 : Wow, I am the black wizards' guitar riff is amazing ! and the drumming is really powerful and fast !

Metalhead 2 : Yeah, Ihsahn's singing is beyond words too, he has the best screamed vocals in the world ! And i love how they use the keyboards, it gives the music a beautiful eerie feeling.

Metalhead 1 : Fuck yeah ! Best Black Metal song ever on the best Black Metal album ever by the best Black Metal band ever ! Hail Emperor !
by BlackEmperor December 16, 2011
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The White Wizzard

As a man is climaxing from a blow job, he promptly removes his penis and cums in the womans eye while screaming "Expelliarmus!!" with great conviction. This is ill advised to men with a substancial load as serious injury has plagued this majestic and selfless gesture throughout the ages.
I love Harry Potter so much i show'd my girl The White Wizzard
by Wiggles The Linguist February 24, 2009
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