unicorn fart in the wind

noun

1. an undeveloped idea

2. an idea that is not grounded in reality

3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition

4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world

Geezer: …so this “crypto currency”, as you call it, which doesn’t exist in any physical form, is going to revolutionize the way the world transacts business?
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.

by goose_on_a_roof March 27, 2022

piss in the wind

A very bad idea, unless you enjoy being covered in your own piss.

I was too lazy to find a better spot and tried to piss in the wind. Damn was that a mistake.

by oceancats April 5, 2017

pigs on the wing

1. World War I pilot lingo for an enemy pilot in your blind spot.

2. A hidden enemy

3. An awesome two part song by Pink Floyd

1. Charlie Alpha III to Red River I, watch out, you got pigs on your wing!

2. Ever since I called that chick fat, I got pigs all over my wing.

3. If you didn't care what happened to me,
And I didn't care for you
We would zig zag our way through the boredom and pain
Occasionally glancing up through the rain
Wondering which of the buggers to blame
And watching for pigs on the wing.
(Pig On The Wing part 1)

by 571 January 12, 2006

pissing in the wind

Doing something completely pointless which has absolutely no chance of working or being in any way effective.

Trying to fix this fridge with a screwdriver I might as well be pissing in the wind!

by Jotinmick April 24, 2016

men like the wind

This is an old saying about special operations people.

There are men like the wind, who sweep through the dark alleys of the world at night, clean out what is there and are gone with no trace in the morning.

by I, Wreckerrr January 12, 2017

Brick In The Wind

Like a brick in the wind, this person will be stubborn and not move when being pushed away.

If a brick was to be one with the wind it would cause a lot of damage, be very dangerous and annoying to all nearby.

Melvin - 'Hey Keith lets go to the beach!'
Keith - 'Naa i wanna stay home today'
Melvin - 'Fuck you Keith, you're such a brick in the wind'

An Angry white kid with a gun in school was described by the rest of the class as a brick in the wind.

by TWC.TV November 6, 2016

The Winter Arc

The winter arc is where any man shifts his priorities aside , puts his head down and focuses on himself only . That winter he decides he's going to turn into a beast capable of doing anything the pinnacle of brilliance. Focusing on becoming the best mentally and physically by going gym and self improving.

person 1: Why does john seem like a new person?
person 2: He went through The Winter Arc

by polishphilosopher October 28, 2023