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Squeegee Puppy

A nic name for you sicnifigant other
Hi my little Squeegee Puppy, nice seeing you here!
by Libbyjo January 25, 2019
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Squeegee

A little annoying man . A man who is small and thinks he is better than everyone else .He is a pathetic loser .
Look at him trying to be bigger and better . Omg, he is so annoying . What a pathetic little man . He is such a squeegee !!!!
by Rita86 January 25, 2019
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Curdish Squeegee

(Verb) (Action) : To lightly glaze the breasts of a recognized sweaty woman with semen, to squeegee said semen off of the breast with one's penis, and, then, enjoy the sensation of oral sucking applied of said breast infused semen from one's phallus.
I was going to superman that hoe, but she told me she needed that Curdish Squeegee.
by JusttheSqueegee June 3, 2018
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Burrito Squeegee

The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.
"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."
by Clark Speyhawk July 8, 2019
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Squeegee

When a person who typically wears dentures removes their dentures to give a blow job and drags their gums along the shaft.
"Betty squeegeed that dick like a dirty window."
by Sage Jay September 16, 2016
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squeegee method

The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".
1.

Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.

2.

...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.
by zlh5009 September 19, 2011
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squeegee

John-"I was trying to fart but I squeegee'd"
James-"Ew"
by anonymous December 11, 2020
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