When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024
Get the The Denise Snapper mug.To experience a dramatic and irreversible downfall in one's career, reputation, or personal life, often as a result of a single, highly publicized mistake or controversy. Derived from the infamous moment when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the 2022 Oscars, marking a pivotal point in Smith’s public image and career trajectory.
Example 1:
“After that last movie flop and the scandal with his personal life, it looks like his career really slapped the rock.”
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“Man, that social media meltdown? He definitely slapped the rock with that one.”
“After that last movie flop and the scandal with his personal life, it looks like his career really slapped the rock.”
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“Man, that social media meltdown? He definitely slapped the rock with that one.”
by ContraVirtual December 19, 2024
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When you put your middle finger in a girl's vagina, your thumb in her butthole, and then snap your fingers inside her.
by Smac141 April 2, 2015
Get the The Staten Island snapper mug.When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.
by Charlie Tang July 21, 2005
Get the Slapped in the Face with a Turd mug.the girl is hanging by her knees from a chin up bar as she suck you off and you eat her out (like an inverted 69). as she reaches her orgasm, her legs come up causing her to slip off the bar. As she dose this with nothing to grab on to she instinctively clenches her teeth down on your dick, biting the head off you cock then proceeds falling to crack scull open.
you- dude, me and my girlfriend had to go to the hospital last night after our inverted 69 sesh.
friend- wait you mean.
you- ya the southward head snapper
friend- wait you mean.
you- ya the southward head snapper
by TropicHoliday November 25, 2011
Get the The southward head snapper mug.Elliot's friends stuck him with the bill. He got slapped in the sack.
Clayton and Steve mercilessly teased Kevin. They were slapping his sack.
Adam got ganked in the river. His sack got slapped.
Clayton and Steve mercilessly teased Kevin. They were slapping his sack.
Adam got ganked in the river. His sack got slapped.
by Brutallatops, the Magician. June 28, 2011
Get the Slapped in the sack. mug.it is when you jizz in your hand and grab a hand full of skittles n slap someone in the face with it
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