Phil

Your creepy uncle who probably lives in either his moms basement or your attic. Phil usually has a talk show or works as a plumber for a cheap ass company anyways Phil has a van that van is white Phil rapes children in the night and sucks toes of hoes if you step into his van you get a tootsie roll 😰

Phil is so scary

by lil_wayne78 June 3, 2020

Phil

The dumbest human.

He’s a Phil.

by Catsmth September 29, 2020

Phil

Usually the type of guy you see hiding in a primary school bush waiting to nonce on the little kids that come his way

What the bloody hell is that in the bush over there!? Is that a Phil again?

by Small Clive March 18, 2019

Phil

Tiny bit Stupid. But is very handsome, and has an extremely large penis. Usually 20 inches long. He is a god at fortnite

Is that.. PHIL!?!?!?!?!?!

by Thegodofdestiny May 14, 2018

Phil

Verb: To Phil.

When you get rear-ended in the car so hard but there was no hair pulling involved so you feel a bit cheated.

Dude, I need to call the cops as I've just been Phil'd and my neck is a bit sore.

by passthedutchie August 3, 2018

Phil

When you extremely over wieght

You are very phil

by Woryhhijj June 25, 2019

Phil

An undercover police officer in a highschool.

Tommy: yo who's that kid over there??
Andrew: I'm not sure but he looks like a phil

by Att1225 May 13, 2016