Mitch "The Loris" McConnell

Looks sadly harmless and timid yet its poison will kill you.

It was so stunning that President "The Donald" advocated a $2,000.00 stimulus check, one would never have thought a career politician would oppose it. But leave it to Mitch "The Loris" McConnell to have blocked it.

by Maxesquire December 31, 2020

Avery Grace McConnell

An Avery Grace McConnell is a caring sweet soul she gets all the guys attention she loves helping the needy she is the most beautiful thing you will see but she will try and deny it she loves the color blue and she always try’s to be good at heart she can make anyone feel better and it is hard not to put a smile on your face when you see her she is the definition of an angel she can be sarcastic at times but then loveable she is very cuddly and loves children

Guy 1- I met this girl last night I can not even describe how amazing she is an Avery Grace McConnell

by Elite dancer January 13, 2019

Mitch McConnell

The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.

Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.

by Richard the curious July 28, 2023

raegan mcconnell

she is know as a gay nigga bitch that’s dating someone who likes james charles and jeffrey star

raegan mcconnell has bofa these nuts in her mouth ( she is know as a gay nigga bitch that’s dating someone who likes james charles and jeffrey star)

by niggabofa January 2, 2020

McConnell Moment

Any time you draw a blank or have a lapse of consciousness.

I was about to turn left, but had a McConnell Moment and went straight ahead into a one way street.

by anonymous October 2, 2023

Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023

McConnell

n. A person who demonstrates the absolute worst of humanity; a hypocrite: one who is soulless: a person full of greed; a person who cares only for themselves. May also be used in verb or adjective form.

Dude, don’t be a McConnell.
No McConnell goes to heaven.
Dude, don’t McConnell that decision.
Man, that guy’s greed is the most McConnelly thing ever!

by Fergerspergerberg September 19, 2020