Helen Keller

Some fake bitch that pretended to be blind and deaf so she could make the x-ray machine and feel cool. wtf.






whatahoe

helen keller is a hoe

by chelleandkii October 18, 2008

Helen-Kellered

Being killed, in a video game, after being flash banged, especially in Call of Duty 4.

Ben: "I hate getting flash banged! I couldn't see, hear, or talk! I was Helen-Kellered!"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"

by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008

helen keller

After recieving a blowjob, the male will pull out and ejaculate in the eyes of the female thus blinding her. When she stands to reprimand you, smash her ears as with your hands as if you are smashing tamborines together, thus leaving her blind and deaf

"That skank i took home from the club last night was getting lippy with me so I gave her a helen keller to shut her up."

by pdizz November 25, 2007

helen keller it

a verb, used to tell someone to find something without looking

"I lost my sunglasses at the bottom of the pool and i don't have goggles!"
"We're gonna be late. Just Helen Keller it."

"Turn on the light. I can't find my keys."
"My lights burned out, and Wendy's is about to close. Just Helen Keller it."

by Kyled avis October 16, 2008

Helen Keller

When a man busts a load in a girl's ears, and eye sockets, and then forcefully shoves his penis down her throat.

Man #1 : What's wrong with Lauren today?
Man #2 : I made that bitch deaf, dumb, and blind last night when I gave her the Helen Keller!

by Devinetrey January 19, 2009

Helen Keller

When you have sex with a woman wearing a condom and fake your ejaculation. After she has went to sleep you cum in her eyes and ears so she is blind and deaf when she awakens. For added effect you could shove your cock in her mouth thus making it difficult to speak but the results could leave you resembling John Bobbitt.

I fucke dmary in the ass last nite but i couldnt cum. So I faked it and waited til she fell asleep and gave her a Helen Keller.

by The Sultan of Snatch April 16, 2007

helen keller

When a person gets too piss drunk and talks to others in a bar and doesn't realize that the other person has walked away and continues talking anyway.

John was so blind drunk that he Helen Kellered two babes.

by milnor April 16, 2006