Cocky prepubescent kid who has nothing better to do (i.e. homework, mow the lawn) than talk tough during online games. Usually involves threat of violence against the shins and ankles in midget style combat.
Obvious by the shrill, almost fairy-like quality of the voice.
Obvious by the shrill, almost fairy-like quality of the voice.
Hercules: in the soft voice of a child "I'll fucking break your legs if I ever see you!"
Gamer: "Keep it up Headphone Hercules and I'll tell your mother to cancel your X-Box membership"
Gamer: "Keep it up Headphone Hercules and I'll tell your mother to cancel your X-Box membership"
by Bdamn January 14, 2011
The tangle of your headphones around your neck when you wake up after falling asleep listening to music. While never proven to be fatal, it definately freaks those who wake up with headphone nooses out. A very stressful start to the day, the stress can only be alleviated with snus
Vinny: Dude i woke up in the worst mood
Hayley: Why?
Vinny: I woke up with the tightest headphone noose and i was not about to go listening to the shitty playlist i fell asleep to
Hayley: I feel you, snus it up and sweat it off
Hayley: Why?
Vinny: I woke up with the tightest headphone noose and i was not about to go listening to the shitty playlist i fell asleep to
Hayley: I feel you, snus it up and sweat it off
by Frenchperiod7 May 8, 2011
by Amorion October 30, 2017
when your headphones are broken so u hold your body in the position that they work and stay there hoping they work
by CORVUS July 6, 2016
by Hahafunnylol February 17, 2023
My girlfriend kept bitching about my loud music during sex, so I warned her that I would give her Snooki's Headphones if she didn't shut up.
by Sharpyposted March 18, 2011
Bill: My headphones blasted "Have a nice day" into my ears when i played it.
Chuck: Sounds like headphone harm.
Chuck: Sounds like headphone harm.
by LEOGEO October 5, 2009