when a woman does not completely shave her pubic hair around her vag to where it feels soft like felt and she is incredibly turned on that she soaks the hair around it.
by AS/NAG May 11, 2011
by NPC#219301 September 24, 2020
The act of hurting someone because they were wrong doing, and also know they were wrong.
Zeb had to get felt when he said he was gonna quit soccer for tennis.
Zeb had to get felt when he said he was gonna quit soccer for tennis.
by ZAIDEMANSAMMYBOY215 October 23, 2014
An ejaculation of pain, suffering, or commiseration when watching or experiencing physical, or psychological pain being inflicted.
Using “I felt that one!” In a conversation:
Husband: Do you want to watch some couples porn or a tennis match?
Wife: Let’s watch the couples porn; you can play tennis pretty well.
Husband: Ouch! I felt that one!
Husband: Do you want to watch some couples porn or a tennis match?
Wife: Let’s watch the couples porn; you can play tennis pretty well.
Husband: Ouch! I felt that one!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 18, 2023
by Sunshine_ochi high breads March 11, 2019
by Sunshine_ochi high breads March 11, 2019
A turd that takes a lot of toilet paper to wipe away. The name derives from a felt-tip pen that always seems to have a little bit of ink left in it.
Man 1: Blimey, you took a long time in the toilet there, mate.
Man 2: Yes. It was a felt-tip poo and took half a bog-roll to wipe away.
Man 2: Yes. It was a felt-tip poo and took half a bog-roll to wipe away.
by john1million February 23, 2014