death

The time when the Great Cosmic Muffin flies down and smites you from the earth.
Also see Armageddon

There seems to be a gigantic spiritual paistery falling from the stars. How odd. Hey it's coming to smite me. I wonder if this is going to be painful. After all, it's just a stupid Muf-
(WUMP)

by Doomeyes October 21, 2003

death

The only way to escape that which is haunting your every move in life, and the only thing that can combat against the evil that one can only try to ignore through the journey to the end.

The thing that keeps you awake at night, yet gratifies you of an end to pain. The gift of life is matched only with the gift of death; for anything that can die had something to lose. Death is the start of the end, and it has the one effect of making others want to live more passionately. In a way death is the one thing that can save others, yet end you. Death is the one who taps on your shoulder; a metaphor for the beginning of the end. The death of one is said to either be the end of one journey or the beginning of another.

Death is, however, inevitable for one. Infinity holds the dearest thought that no matter what life and death will still live in balance once more after the inevitable journey of one.

The old man was near the end. He only had one more step to his life; and that was death.

by Shane G August 24, 2005

death

people think your death is when you die. But you really die during life and then later your body dies.

Dude life sucks im done and then you get hit by a bus the next day.

by BoB MarLeh May 19, 2005

death

What happpens when you eat too much and you have a heart attack

Remember kids, you can't spell death without eat!

by DizzyLizzy December 17, 2006

Death

Your one, true, and only friend after life.

Death, I never thought that this day would come

by Hartman April 15, 2004

Death

Something that, because we know it's inevitable, we learn to develop a constructive relationship with it. Death is not something we like, and we do all we can to avoid it as long as possible, yet it's something that awaits every single one of us. Hence why we accept it. Death is inevitable. It can be delayed by 10-20 years with a healthy lifestyle (almost any person who lives an above average healthy life can live well into their 90's without trouble) but it can not be avoided entirely. It awaits us whether we like it or not. And it's terrifyingly close. If you think about it, the 80 years that you're alive aren't that long. If you go back to the middle ages, a period of 80 years would literally take up like 1/4 of a page of a history book. Does 1 week feel like a short time? Well good, because you're now down to 4,999. 5000 weeks is how long we live. That's not that many. If you think about it, death is terrifyingly close to even the youngest and healthiest of us. Yet we don't fear it and we ignore it for the first three quarters of our life or more. I don't fear death because I believe in eternal life, and I believe that the 5,000 weeks or less I live is nothing compared to eternal life.

Death is not a great thing yet we all somehow manage to create a positive relationship with it.

by broke ass happy man November 2, 2020

Death

It is what we all live for. WE LIVE TO DIE.

Existential crisis yet?

Oh boy I cant wait for death!

by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018