deaned

To have be pinned down by several men while several others grope you're testicles and often have an object such as a bottle or a phone or fingers shoved up you're anus.

Billy-"Hey everyone!! Look over there that guy is being deaned!!!"

Everyone else-"Man that is so sick lets keep watching!! Hope I never get deaned"

by Alfred Amigo January 21, 2008

dean

A friend of yours who thinks he's superior to everyone, but has many inadequacies.

"I just programmed Netscape in Perl! Bow to me, people."
"Aaah, Zac, yer such a dean!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 16, 2008

Deaned

To have a penis so long that you're able to stick it in your own asshole.

That guy deaned himself last night

by Simplefather September 13, 2019

Dean.

Dean.

When you see dean is typing you must simply put “Dean.” Into said groupchat

by Poland man June 24, 2021

will dean

a synonym for "fritz"

Guy 1:Oh look at that guy, isn't his name 'Felix'?
Guy 2: Yeah, but we call him Fritz
Guy 1: Oh, you mean like 'Will Dean'!
Guy 2: Exactly!

by It's an otter September 21, 2020

A dean

A Dean is where a very handsome and sexy man has a lot of friends and is a keen lover with many hot and sexy women.

You are a dean

by Farmboy6968 March 22, 2020

Dean

A person, often short in stature, who uses the longest route possible to solve a problem, often creating other problems along the way; also a small person with a large ego, similar to Napolean, only with the stubborness of a native Italian. This person will find several ways to solve the same problem, only all of them will be incorrect.

The customer called in with a problem, and instead of quickly finding a solution, the technician decided to get dean.

Stop being so dean! You think you know everything but you're ALWAYS wrong!

by James Hightower January 4, 2008