(n.) A magical time of year where Jesus Christ rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living, so we all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.
by Jerrodimus Prime December 16, 2004
Get the christmasmug. by Ninja Unicorn 007 September 11, 2011
Get the Christmasmug. Once a definition for a sacred holiday celebrating the birth of baby Jesus. Now a modern slang term for capitalists raping your wallet while you waste all of your money on people you hate.
by DJ December 24, 2003
Get the christmasmug. by natalie89 December 28, 2005
Get the christmasmug. egg nog
stockings
tinsel
mistletoe
Christmas trees
lights
ornaments
manger scenes
angels
Santa Clause
reindeer
presents
snow
carolers
sleigh rides
jingle bells
Frosty the Snowman
crowds at the mall
maxxing out your credit card
store sales
What does all this secular, capitalist crap have to do with the birth of a religous leader in Bethlehem?
stockings
tinsel
mistletoe
Christmas trees
lights
ornaments
manger scenes
angels
Santa Clause
reindeer
presents
snow
carolers
sleigh rides
jingle bells
Frosty the Snowman
crowds at the mall
maxxing out your credit card
store sales
What does all this secular, capitalist crap have to do with the birth of a religous leader in Bethlehem?
Christmas is just another one of those religous holidays who's spiritual meaning and icons have been replaced by the toy companies and retailers. It shows you the extreme sinfull nature of the human heart, to replace anything that has to do with God and spiritual matters.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 18, 2007
Get the Christmasmug. The day to celebrate the birth of Jesus. As of late, Christmas has been replaced with Santa Clause and advertisement. Christmas is a day of rejoicing for what God gave us! He gave us eternal life by the death of his Son Jesus, Oh but death could not hold him down in the grave, *starts getting real emotional* because God raised him from the dead! Yes thats right! Jesus conquered death and he is the Lord! Praise God for what he gave us on this Christmas day!! Praises and Glory be to God!! Amen!
Christmas is a good time to practice your spiritual gift of giving. And theres good reason too! The Bible says, from what I know, "Give and it will be given unto you".
Praise our Lord Jesus!!!
Praise our Lord Jesus!!!
by www.eternalsoldiers.net November 30, 2003
Get the Christmasmug. by Chickenwings21 October 4, 2006
Get the christmasmug.