Chopper

a word used to describe a talktalk customer who is computer illiterate ie: fucking useless. This term also applies to first line advisors

"Hey Mike, this guy's a complete chopper. He's asking me what the wireless cable looks like"

by Mike Markison May 10, 2008

chopper

A girl that licks penis

Ay my niggs that ho is a chopper

by OG PORK rinds April 5, 2008

chopper

a blunt that is filled with a large quantity of ganja

damn thats a chopper!

by Goob aka blunt man June 13, 2006

Chopper

A derogatory petname for an annoying person who follows you around the bar all night and doesn't get the hint that you are not interested.

Convo:

Girl 1: So this guy started talking to me and now won't leave me alone.
Girl 2: He's such a chopper.

by eblossom July 2, 2011

chopper

A motorcycle, usually custom built, sporting long front forks, high handlebars and a low slung seat.

The tv show American Chopper on discovery channel is one of the best sources of information on finding out how custom choppers are built.

by ezrider1978 July 22, 2008

Chopper

A person who causes immense irritation from their mere presence. A person lacking in all charisma and decision making ability

That skipper is a complete chopper

by The Boyo October 13, 2006

chopper

machine gun, usually an mac

took a hot one from the chopper

by OGCM May 13, 2005