This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.
Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.
by ISoundTooSophisticatedButImNot February 20, 2019
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Dana: Dude I’m not just gonna come suck your dick at your dirty ass apartment then drive you 2 hours so you can hang out w/ your parents who you pretty much still live with anyways...
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.
Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.
Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww
by Rusty Spoons July 5, 2019
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Basically means no but it's a less rude more annoying way to say it.
Basically means no but it's a less rude more annoying way to say it.
-Mom can i get minecraft.
-Tommorow (Pulls The tommorow card)
"Next day"
-Mom can i get minecraft today.
-Tommorow
And so on and so on
-Tommorow (Pulls The tommorow card)
"Next day"
-Mom can i get minecraft today.
-Tommorow
And so on and so on
by Hellomanman October 8, 2019
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