also known colloquially, is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation. The four fingers are held straight and the thumb is bent at a right angle. You then insert the 4 fingers in the asshole while the thumb is inserted in the vagina and can if desired rub the clitoris. By twisting the wrist in a back and forth half circle the recipient is pleasured beyond belief despite the "angry" title.
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When a girl cheats on her boyfriend with you, he finds out and after a heated exchange you both decided to take her to Paris and Effiel tower her! While you two are doing that the boyfriend gets mad and starts choking you, so you choke him!
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When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
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Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.
Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"
Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"
Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.
Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"
Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"
Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
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B) Performing cunnilingus on a woman while she defecates
B) Performing cunnilingus on a woman while she defecates
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