Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.
And the first thing God said to them was: "Don't."
"Don't what?" Adam asked.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit", said God.
"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?" Adam and Eve asked, jumping up and down excitedly.
"It's over there," said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants.
A few minutes later God saw the kids having a forbidden fruit break and he was very angry.
"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you do it?" God asked exasperatedly.
"I dunno," Adam answered.
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is a reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give your children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be so hard on yourself. If God had trouble handling his children, what makes you think it should be a piece of cake for you?
And the first thing God said to them was: "Don't."
"Don't what?" Adam asked.
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit", said God.
"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?" Adam and Eve asked, jumping up and down excitedly.
"It's over there," said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants.
A few minutes later God saw the kids having a forbidden fruit break and he was very angry.
"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.
"Uh huh," Adam replied.
"Then why did you do it?" God asked exasperatedly.
"I dunno," Adam answered.
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is a reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give your children wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be so hard on yourself. If God had trouble handling his children, what makes you think it should be a piece of cake for you?
by alvit May 17, 2009
Get the kidmug. the one thing that keeps you going knowing as long as you treat them as individual people they will always respect you.
by mamajoey June 19, 2008
Get the kidsmug. I don't want any kids, instead I'm going to adopt my Albertsons' staff and have them move into my multi-million dollar mansion.
by Saints September 29, 2003
Get the kidsmug. A teenager who isnt defined; Eg: A bit of everything. Not a goth, emo, chav, girly girl, slut, scene kid, ect, but a variety of all those things.
Siobhan: Im a goth & emo!
Demi: Im a scene kid!
Lisa: Im a rock chick!
Marta: Im a girly girl!
Stacy: Im a chav!
Sophie: Im not anything in particular, im ALL of those things! Im an it kid!
Demi: Im a scene kid!
Lisa: Im a rock chick!
Marta: Im a girly girl!
Stacy: Im a chav!
Sophie: Im not anything in particular, im ALL of those things! Im an it kid!
by It-Kid. March 5, 2008
Get the It kidmug. by kid August 9, 2003
Get the kidmug. general term for "the gay community" used by homosexuals when referring to other homosexuals as a group.
"Let's go down to the gay club and see what the kids are doing"
"The kids gave me too much tonight gurl"
"The kids gave me too much tonight gurl"
by BlkChicago79 April 21, 2006
Get the the kidsmug. 