"Thank you Captain Obvious"

A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.

Me: "Good lord it's cold out here."

Schmuck: "Thank you Captain Obvious"

by Ssenillis January 13, 2006

Thanksgiving

A holiday in November that takes place in the United States where everything is closed for people to sit down and watch football and eat turkey, followed by Black Friday, a holiday to physically fight people over discounts and max out their credit cards to buy gifts for Christmas.

I am going to stay home and celebrate Thanksgiving this year.

by j4991 November 24, 2011

thanks b

another way of saying "thanks babe" or "thanks baby"

Gurl: u look cute

Guy: Thanks B

by pizzacheese May 27, 2018

Thanks Obama

A way to blame any problem you want on Obama.

Donald Trump got elected president, Thanks Obama

by Duke Kernelcrunch November 7, 2016

thank you dad

term used to describe a son or daughter who hit life's lottery by being spawned by a rich/successful and generous father

Paul's ascendance to the CEO position of his father's company made it official....he was a "thank you dad" kid.

by sheila in the car June 15, 2010

thanks for publishing

i wanted to thank the person for publishing this, shout out to you bruh

thanks for publishing this definition of pure nothing

by BlueStripes March 14, 2019

Thank God it’s all over!

The long awaited joyful exclamation, the parallel sentiment to “Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead!” from The Wizard of Oz,” that most sane folk will be feeling, as the Extortionist in Chief is led out of the White House in shiny handcuffs and a handsome straightjacket.

We can all begin the recovery now and breathe a mass sigh of relief as we say in unison, “thank God it’s all over!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019