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text pest

someone who sends endless text messages to his or her partner
as above
by john keig December 30, 2003
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text bail

using texting to back out or ditch on plans, dates and especially relationships

(you guys just sent me email bail in my word of the day, I can't believe THIS on isn't already in your dictionary, since it's the choice style nowadays to bail)
Once again, he text bailed on our plans for tonight. He was even classy enough to do it the same day and not give me time to make other plans.
by Mary Riley June 25, 2008
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Text Lagger

A person that stops texting in the middle of a convo!!! Resuming it later when you have forgotten about them and you look at your phone later and they have continued the convo losing all relevance. VERY irritating!!!
You.. Let's meet at 4 2morrow....

NO REPLY....

2 hours later...

Friend/TEXT LAGGER .....Ok but I can only meet you at Starbux..
by SabrinaBear February 17, 2009
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Text Swing

When the conversation of a text takes an all of a sudden change in mood.
Bob: Dude i had this girl wanting me like crazy in a text
then when i responded back she sent i hate you and never want to see u again.

Frank: Talk about a text swing
by 8Dr Pepper8 May 25, 2010
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Text voice crack

The phenomenon that occurs whenever you go to capitalize the first letter of a word while accidentally having Caps Lock on.
You: Hello!
Friend: hELLO!
Friend: Whoops, sorry, I had a text voice crack
by EddieTristes August 29, 2022
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Text Chasm

Noun

An unnanounced hiatus in a text conversation, which can last any amount of time. It usually occurs when one of the conversing parties leaves their computer, or turns off their phone, and the remaining party is left hanging. Often the remaining chatter will fill the text chasm with assinine remarks, mistaking the chasm for speechlessness. When the missing chatter returns, sometimes the next day, the text chasm is collapsed.
Chatter 1: 'Yeah they totally rocked the house last night"
Chatter 2: "For sure, what an amazing set."
Chatter 1 now leaves, creating a text chasm.

Chatter 2: "That keyboardist was smokin hot."
Chatter 2: "Did you see the guitarist fall over? What a loser."
Chatter 2: "I fucked your sister last night."

Chatter 1 returns much later, reads the last comment and is upset.
by Hexis February 5, 2009
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text man

a man that you only text. you don't go on dates with them or hook up with them, just have casual conversations until one of you gets bored and ghosts.
'don't fuck your text man, he's just for texts'
'yeah, i have a few text men right now because i'm bored, but i don't actually want to date them'
by nrealok September 17, 2021
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