Besties before testies

Another way of saying, bro’s before hoes or sisters before misters.

Bestie 1: I saw him kick a poodle. He’s horrible
Bestie 2: What? No you didn’t. You’re lying.
Bestie 1: no I’m serious, remember, besties before testies. Trust me.

by Bananastation August 26, 2021

under-testi-mate

v. When a girl tries to play you out by saying your meat is small before she has ever seen it.

Don't under-testi-mate me, you don't know me!

by TheMagicMan88 May 23, 2008

Testi-Touching-Pimp

someone who loves to touch testis

Justn Ohren is a testi touching pimp.

by P.P (PlayaPimp) September 20, 2003

My bestie testie

Your best friend is a guy and you are a girl or a guy who wants to be boyfriend with the girl and she only wants to be best friends with him.

He wanted to be more than friends but I just wanted him to be my bestie testie.

by simpson_krissie August 12, 2008

Bestie left testie

A term used to describe your best friend who, at times, may seem closer to you than your left testicle

"dude, since when are you and dan bestie left testies?"

by B10xWc October 6, 2009

B Hole Testi Punch

This is when you slap your testicles onto or around your sexual partners rectum.

Hey bitch I'm gonna b hole testi punch you.

by B hole testi puncher September 3, 2017

As empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

So empty(here you have you 20 fucking letters)

His bank account is as empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

by Abu Jarema March 5, 2008