Testetrap

When you're about to eat a cupcake and testes pop up out of nowhere and smack you in the face!

Gotta watch out for those testetraps.

by The DepraveD August 5, 2008

testmason

The chaddiest go around, mostly friendly if you give him robux and bypass, but if you are anybody like 8j and Unorginal, your toast.

Wow, I bet PewDiePie is testmason!

by testmason November 7, 2020

First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.

The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come

by Saint Axel December 9, 2021

Vinny Testaverde

Pronounced(Viny Testaver-day)
Football player who retired in 2008 and wanted to play for just about every team.
Too bad he only lasted 21 years

Vinny Testaverde = can play football forever, if forever is 21 years
Common Mispellings
Vinny Testaverday
Synonyms
Brett Favre
Antonyms
Knute Rockne

by THE F$%Kin Real Deal January 29, 2009

testa di minchia

Dickhead in Italian

That guy was was a real testa di minchia today.

by Fireworrks May 27, 2016

Testarossa Autodrive

A situation in which you (driver) are in a Ferrari with automatic cannons protruding from the rear and are being chased by five Bentleys with laser cannons and rocket boosters, and also motorcycles are weaving around you and shooting lasers at you but it's ok because you have laser-proof windows. As you wind around the bend to the 500 mph speedway, you crash into a wall. You are brought to a hospital where you are pronounced dead. Then a doctor shoots a laser at your corpse and you come back to life, but are a zombie. Said situation may only occur during 1986.

Eli: yo what's up G, you're looking kind of pale, you ok?
Ash: No, i got Testarossa Autodrived and now i'm a zombie.
Eli: Sweet let's rave.

by Asher pampaloompa November 24, 2007

teste

The male-gendered equivalent of "bitchy." Pronounced "testy."

I'm outta here; Robert's pulling up to the house. That guy is so teste.

by Moggraider August 2, 2009