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by holeiotiktok.com February 4, 2020

termsexual

A gender made by the one and only Term#0007

Hey you see that guy over there? Yeah, hes termsexual.

by ang6r March 15, 2021

two terms

This refers to a person who has served two stints in prison and or has two strikes (Felonies) on their record.

"I have two terms but I swear that I won't quit". (Fetty Wap)

by Jilli Jill August 27, 2016

Terms of Service

A long page listing out rules and conditions you must abide by in order to use a service. When seen on the internet, these terms are often ignored, as all the user must do is click the "I Accept" button at the bottom. If you read or attempt to read a page listing Terms of Service on the internet more than once in your life, you should schedule a doctor's appointment soon to test for possible Down Syndrome.

"Ugh, I don't want to read the Terms of Service! They all mean the same thing."

*Clicks "I Accept" button*

by IlikeTurdulz June 11, 2011

Sex terms

Every god damn one of Urban Dictionary's definitions.

"I typed in food phrases on Urban Dictionary."
"What did you get?"
"Sex terms. Oh god, I miss old Urban Dictionary."

by munyal13 January 14, 2021

thermos

The most amazing invention of the 20th century.

It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. "How do it know?"

by Murph dog and the bandits April 29, 2003

laidman's terms

Complex acts and emotions related to sex described by a sexually experienced man. Layman's terms--but from a man that has been laid.

Jack: "Hey Rob, how can you tell if a girl likes you?"
Rob: "Let me put this in laidman's terms for you. You know when a dog wags its tail and wipes it ass on the floor? It's like that."
Jack: "Nice pun dude!"

by youknowilikeribs August 7, 2010