tdmer

some retard that plays sea of thieves competitively and keeps track of scores while lying about how many shots they hit. also occasionally cheats and dosses to protect their fragile egos.

yo wanna play some arena?

nah bro, soon as i load in some dumbass tdmer will flash a lantern in my face and spam "I am on the Island! TDM says aye!"

by StarSwiss August 3, 2021

Temari

The sexiest girl in whole Naruto series, along side the oldest member of the Sand nin group, Gaara's and Kankuro's big sister.

That Sand Girl, Temari, is so damn hot...

by Forgotten April 7, 2004

Donk Tamer

NOTE: Albeit limited to only two known positions, there is considerable scholarly debate regarding the appropriate definition of this entry. In an effort to maintain neutrality, the interpretations of both factions are offered.

1. n. More or less synonymous with Donk Slayer. A subtle distinction may be found in approach however: "Tamers" typically exhibit more class perhaps, and are less likely to be cruel or derogatory in the application of their skill.

2. n. A man, a hero, a selfless human being that regularly partakes in the perilous pursuit of entertaining, and at times consummating, the advances of the Swamp Donkey in an effort to bolster a friend's or friends' chances with one or several of the Donk's hottie female companions. See take one for the team; jump on the grenade.

1. James was too drunk, and probably made a fool of himself on the dance floor, but his prowess, care and precision as a Donk Tamer was undeniable, if not enviable.

2. Though Matt was ecstatic to be going home with Christina that night, he couldn't help but feel for his buddy Bryan; the hapless Donk Tamer who had sacrificed so, so much for him to score.

by Cieron August 31, 2008

Temera

A unique and interesting name that formed a little girl into a unique and interesting woman simply because it was spelled wrong on her birth certificate. It was suppose to be "Tamara". Thanks Dad.

"Wow, your dad spelled your name wrong on your BIRTH CERTIFICATE? That is JACKED UP Temera."

by Goodbye July February 3, 2010

Temecula Trash

This phrase became famous during the episode of, "The Real Housewives of Orange County."

Temecula Trash can be defined as any White Person With Tattoos in the Temecula Valley, who drives a big lifted truck.

Usually a person with a lifted Truck with a logo sticker in the back window, this can be defined as Temecula Trash.

by Ricky1SC March 22, 2010

temari

One of the Shinobi of the Sand. Older sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Uses her giant fan for long ranged attacks; often sending large whirlwinds at her oppnents. Fears Gaara less than Kankuro but is still weary of him. That changes later in the series though. She is often crude to her enemies in battles.

"Did you see Temari own Ten-Ten?"

"Hell yeah that bitch go owned"

by Iownyouallhahahahaowned March 29, 2007

retard tamer

A person who has the job of taking mongaloids around town on stupid little outings to annoy normal folk in zoos, restaurants, at the movies, etc.. They do nothing to control the freaks while they shit their pants and scream. They believe that their effort makes the world a better place, but the truth is that the fucking retards probably don't even know where they are and the rest of us are made to feel uncomfortable by their tard squeals and grunts.

Great that god damn retard tamer is back with her parade of window lickers I hope that their van is hit by a truck.

by Jason Pens January 2, 2007