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television

The cathode ray tube is the retina of the mind's eye.
by Dr. Brian O'Blivion May 6, 2004
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televitz

White supremacist word for television. Implies Jewish control of TV media.
Turn off your televitz!
by 88/14 December 20, 2004
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telekinesis

"Thought to be the ability to move or to cause changes in objects by force of the mind."

- "Carrie" 1976
Don't you sometimes wish you had telekinesis?

Yeah, then I could make people think the place was haunted!
by Saturn's Problem Child February 22, 2008
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Parents Television Council

Lazy parents that are unable to parent their children, due to severe brain damage. They feel that they shouldn't have to parent their children, and when they give their children access to anything they don't want their kids to see, they feel that it is not their own fault for enabling the child to see the questionable content, but the entertainment industry for "corrupting" their "innocent" children's minds. They are also very naive, thinking that because they don't want their kids to see it, nobody should be allowed to. They are typically too busy bathing in their own stupidity, or arguing about something else that "corrupts" their children at a PTA meeting, to actually monitor what their kids do, so they try to force others to do it for them, by stripping the rights of everyone else.
Typical Parents Television Council supporter

"It's not MY job to parent my kids, that's the entertainment industry and the governments job!"

"How dare those evil corporations show something I don't want my kids to watch!"

"What? Did you just say parent your children? That's absurd! Why would I take care of my kids anyways? That's what the TV's for, right?"
by Da Cawtz March 16, 2014
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Terezi Pyrope

A blind character in the web comic known as HOMESTUCK.
She is one of the 12 trolls. ( Including: Karkat Vantas, Aradia Megido, Tavros Nitram, Sollux Captor, Nepeta Leijon, Kanaya Maryam, Terezi of course, Vriska Serket, Equius Zahhak, Gamzee Makara, Eridan Ampora, and Feferi Peixes. )
Terezi is the Azerbaijani word for Libra (or Balance), while her last name, Pyrope, is the name of a red MINERAL, specifically a type of PYRALSPITE garnet. Also known by her TROLLIAN handle, gallowsCalibrator, is one of the TROLLS. Her associated zodiac sign is Libra (♎). Introduced in HOMESTUCK: ACT 4, she has pointy teeth like KARKAT, but her horns are perfectly conical as opposed to being curved at all like most other TROLLS.
Terezi Pyrope has red glasses.

1M BL1ND YOU DUMB4SS >:
by Erbearboobookeys February 29, 2012
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television

"The television is a box of light and color", said the boring postman.
by Mr. Dictionary! February 20, 2004
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Telekill

A hack used in FPS games, that is similar to OPK (One-Position Kill) but instead of the enemies being vacuumed to you, your camera teleports in front of them.
Player 1: ZOMG haxx, telekill
Player 2: OMG kick him
Player 3: OMG he just killed me
Player 4 (hacker): Haha!
by iNeed aCookE November 13, 2009
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