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Hotel, Motel

1. An establishment that provides paid lodging on a short-term basis.
Generally used for the distribution and sale of drugs or engaging in sexual activity, sometimes prostitution.

2. Nickname for Brantford, Ontario. For the prevalence of illicit drug use and promiscuousness of the lower income population. Brantford is also known as the "Telephone City". Former city resident Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone in Tutela Heights, Brantford.
These mans are tryna' fawad me to tha' tele. Tryna' battry' me? Are you dumb? I'm not a hoe.

I'm going home to the tele to pick up this bitty I used to bang in the BCI stairwell.
by Goldenrodzen August 4, 2018
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Dully Tele

1) The Daily Telegraph, a London based conservative newspaper often enlisted in boring and dull propaganda for the UK Conservative Party.

2) One who writes such propaganda; more generally those who follow such lines, whether readers or not, bloggers and posters of such mind and expression.

3) (More generally) tedious, tendentious, dull in a dispirited and dispiriting way.
The Daily Telegraph when acting in propagandist mode, and its writers, readers, bloggers and posters in like actions.

"Think I've been dully teled."

"Doom, doom, and thrice Dully Tele. . . "

"You Dully Teles" get on everyone's . . . nerves . . "

"Dully Tele or {Dilly Tele, that is the question . . "
by Mousico February 24, 2009
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The Tele-Tickle

When someone tickles your asshole with his/her tongue.
If you're feeling adventurous I highly recommend you try the Tele-Tickle.
by Bezerkley & Abbilicious July 13, 2016
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After a long time on a regular house phone (not a cell phone), the ears, elbows, & hands get so tired from holding the phone they get sore.
That 5~hour phone call sure gave me telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand making them so very sore.
by Starchylde May 29, 2016
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Long schlong telegong

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
by gollomosh September 3, 2022
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Telefucked

When the UC Berkeley registration system, Telebears, royally fucks up your life hard.
UC Berkeley student #1: Dude, I'm enrolled in 0 units...
UC Berkeley student #2: I have 8AM classes 5 days a week -____________-
UC Berkeley student #3: You both been Telefucked!
by calgirl6130 August 3, 2011
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telemarketer caroling

the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.
Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.
by DwightS. October 27, 2010
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