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Yer da teaches zumba

Scottish insult- ''Your dad teaches zumba lessons''

The ultimate scottish insult. When this is said the recipient will proceed to get a gun and just end it all.
'Yer a bawbag''

Fuck up you, ya wee dick! Yer da teaches zumba!

*kills self**
by Wallace736 November 23, 2016
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Female Spanish Teacher

A legit psychopath who has done at least one of these things: barks at you, threatens you, has a criminal record, or is going through a mid-life crisis.
My female spanish teacher, Profe, finna throw me out of a ventana.
by lafantasma October 11, 2019
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telana

The most beautiful girl you'll ever see, usually with a great singing voice and a bookworm
Boy 1: did you see that girl in the hall? She's so beautiful
Boy 2: Yes, that's Telana, she can sing too
by Spearton December 1, 2013
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Golden Teacup

'Golden Teacup' refers to a situation where you are having anal intercourse with your partner. At some point during the situation, if you decide to pee in your partner's butthole, you will have given your partner a 'Golden Teacup.' This can also refer to accidentally peeing in your partner's butthole. Girls can also give a 'Golden Teacup' as a perverse version of a 'Golden Shower.'
Hey baby, I want to bend you over and give you a golden teacup; I haven't drank water all day and my urine will be neon!
by GoldenTeacup April 15, 2015
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Gym teacher

A dumbass from the Czech republic whose idea of the American dream went horribly wrong so she decided to become a gym teacher
by Bitcharoux January 21, 2019
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science teacher

The weirdest teacher out of them all. Notoriously known for using bad puns, then laughing at own jokes.
You have Mr. D as your science teacher? Oh man, all he does is rant hating his wife with terrible puns.
by Plato Crete November 6, 2013
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teacher heels

n. The reverberating sound (usu. in a hallway) of an approaching female authority figure, as indicated by brisk, intentionally intimidating heel strikes.
The noisy classroom was silenced at the first sound of teacher heels.
by Mr. Bennett January 11, 2007
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