Two horny as hell Mormon kids in their early 20s tent camping, gently caressing one another's upper thighs, while naked, avoiding direct contact of one another's genitals, trying to remain virgins.
While Kimberly gently gave Paul a Telluride at the Bluegrass Festival she pretended to "accidentally" brush his scrotum, even though it was intentionally designed to heighten her fiancés arousal and test his virtuous discipline.
by Billy Chandler December 6, 2013
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Get the teslut mug.(Noun) Someone who is neither an introvert nor an extravert, but everyone hates them because they smell bad
(Noun) An element that only nerds know about and has no purpose in this world
(Noun) An element that only nerds know about and has no purpose in this world
George: Henry is such a tellurium, and I feel kinda bad for him.
Everyone Else: Shut up or you'll be smelling like garlic too.
Normal person: What is tellurium?
Nerd: Tellurium is a metalloid with 52 pro–
(Normal Person tapes nerd's mouth shut)
Everyone Else: Shut up or you'll be smelling like garlic too.
Normal person: What is tellurium?
Nerd: Tellurium is a metalloid with 52 pro–
(Normal Person tapes nerd's mouth shut)
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God of Nuclear Weapons.
by tekdude January 2, 2004
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Get the telulah mug.a phone and internet company from canada. its down once a month but its the only big alternative to shaw. people switch to telus when they realise shaw has started monitoring the amount of traffic they use and charges them overages.
steve- "hey i see you're on telus internet now, HAHA that sucks they go down like every month."
dave- "well at least they wont start charging me overages when i (legaly) download too many movies"
steve- "oh s***"
dave- "well at least they wont start charging me overages when i (legaly) download too many movies"
steve- "oh s***"
by happydappyman September 15, 2011
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