When you take a dump but your anus stays clean so you don't have to wipe your ass more than once.
Extremely satisfying.
Extremely satisfying.
#1: Wow, you're back fast! Thought you was gonna take a dump?
#2: Sure did - got a lucky teflon dump!
#2: Sure did - got a lucky teflon dump!
by Poldi January 19, 2010
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a person who is never accountable but manages to hold others accountable for fallout from his or her activities.
a teflonic person who makes cooworkers and subordinates shoulder the blame for his or her mistakes
a teflonic person who makes cooworkers and subordinates shoulder the blame for his or her mistakes
The marketing director is a total teflonista. When his marketing plan tanked, some employee in Cleveland who had had never seen the plan got the blame and got canned.
by Dennis Phinney February 7, 2006
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"No, why?"
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Girls want to shag him and guys want to be him.
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There is nothing better on this planet than Tetlow.
He exudes raw sexual power and masculinity and boasts an impressive manhood of an overwhelming nine and half inches.
All men strive in life to be like him, but none can even come close.
His wit, charm, intelligence, dashing good looks and mouth watering body are what makes him the icon of perfection, who we all love and admire.
"Wow, that guy is so hot, almost as hot as Tetlow"
"Come on dude, bulk up, we'll make a Tetlow of you yet"
"I want to be Tetlow"
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"Dude, did you see Tim Tebow last night? He fucking threw for 12 yards and ran for 6 yards. It was fucking awesome!"
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by Joey Bag o' Doughnuts November 18, 2011
Get the Teblowing mug.Teflon is solid with an extremely low coefficient of friction. It is commonly used as a nonstick coating for pans. There are many misconceptions about teflon. Although it IS used on armor-piercing rounds, it does not provide ANY of the armor-piercing capabilities. The BULLET is hardened steel. The teflon coating is used ONLY to protect the rifling of the gun's barrel. Also it is NOT bullet proof. Kevlar is the material used in bulletproof vests. "Bullet-proof ballistic nylon" is a freakin trademark used for luggage. Although rap is pleasant to listen to, please turn elsewhere for your education.
If you own a vest made of "bullet-proof ballistic nylon" please allow me to personally shoot you to demonstrate its lack of protection against penetration. However, I can make a nice omelet on your otherwise useless clothing.
Maybe some idiots think that teflon is bulletproof because bullets "won't stick to them". Morons.
Maybe some idiots think that teflon is bulletproof because bullets "won't stick to them". Morons.
by Dr. Reggy Reins September 1, 2005
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