A small-ish town in the North East of England, situated near Billingham, Middlesbrough and Hartlepool. Famous for having England's widest highstreet and the friction match, infamous for being riddled with trackie wearing chavs, drunks, crime and druggies whitey-ing in the streets. There is a high teen pregnancy rate here, and quite often you will see 16-18 year old women decked out in blurberry pushing a pram with a tiny screaming tot inside, whilst sucking on a fag.
Jeremy: Dude, I'm going to Stockton on Tees next week for blah de blah reason...
Emily: *begins to prematurely mourn Jeremy's death*
Emily: *begins to prematurely mourn Jeremy's death*
by jimjamjon March 6, 2013
Get the Stockton On Tees mug.An abreviation for Zebular Tension, which when translated from Arabic it becomes Penile Tension.
Often used in settings where there’s more men then women. Example, If a room had 2 women and 5 men, ZT will be sensed amongst the males working to impress or gain the females attention, with notably high masculine tension coming from the penile are.
ZT, can also be synonymous for high simping in hopes of a crumb of pussy.
Also to happens to be a good way to call out your homies or random dudes when they’re acting over the top in the presence of a female or females.
- Zebular Tension was originated by a group of Libyan Canadian friends in Vancouver in year 2013 and it happened by chance when there were 4 guys and one lady in a living room, all 4 men seemed to be competing for the ladies attention.
Often used in settings where there’s more men then women. Example, If a room had 2 women and 5 men, ZT will be sensed amongst the males working to impress or gain the females attention, with notably high masculine tension coming from the penile are.
ZT, can also be synonymous for high simping in hopes of a crumb of pussy.
Also to happens to be a good way to call out your homies or random dudes when they’re acting over the top in the presence of a female or females.
- Zebular Tension was originated by a group of Libyan Canadian friends in Vancouver in year 2013 and it happened by chance when there were 4 guys and one lady in a living room, all 4 men seemed to be competing for the ladies attention.
Yo man, I went to the party last night and it was a bunch of man’s suffering high ZT, I left.
You can sense the ZT - Zebular Tension in the room bro, I’m out of this one.
Bro, that dude Yousef has high ZT around those girl, dudes kinda lame.
You can sense the ZT - Zebular Tension in the room bro, I’m out of this one.
Bro, that dude Yousef has high ZT around those girl, dudes kinda lame.
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The night that Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy thanked the FOBR boardies for helping them win three Teen Choice awards. Soon after the awards show aired, the FOBR message boards were floaded with teenies trying to take credit for the dedication of the FOBR boardie vetrans. But the boardie veterans weren't about to surrender the boards to teenies...so stayed and fought them off with sporks and tridents.
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Used to describe someone who is way too old for what he or she is wearing; see also senile.
Used to describe someone who is way too old for what he or she is wearing; see also senile.
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Snorg's advertising campaign features fuckable (not necessarily attractive) female models that would never wear these shirts in real life.
Snorg's advertising campaign features fuckable (not necessarily attractive) female models that would never wear these shirts in real life.
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FRAT BOY 2: "CRESCENT FRESH, BROSKI! YOU'RE SO IN TOUCH WITH MEEEEMS!"
FRAT BOY 2: "CRESCENT FRESH, BROSKI! YOU'RE SO IN TOUCH WITH MEEEEMS!"
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