Teacher

A person that helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.

(Teacher) Write this 100 times!
(Student) ok..
(Teacher) Now you know.

by OneRaven March 16, 2012

surgical tech

The one person who makes surgery possible. Strong, independent, reliable, motivated, determined, hard working, 100% Bad-Ass.

...What do you for a living?
I’m a Surgical Tech
...man, that’s Bad-Ass bro

by That’s right May 27, 2018

Tech N9ne

Kansas City based rapper. Crazy beats, unbeatable flow, lyrics off the hizzle fo shizzle, and gangsta lifestyle make this mutha fucka one of the greats.

"If u got scraps, nigga get the fuck up. Throw yo hands up, if u hella fucked up einstein tech n9ne 2 triple zip, ladies with the bar codes meet me after this. WHO KEEPS THIS MUTHA FUCKIN HOUSE ON LIVE? WHO KEEPS IT SIZZLING WHO KEEPS IT HOT? KC ROLL!"

by Z-MONEY featuring kyle March 26, 2004

Teacher

1): A nice caring educator that will help you be successful in life.

2):A dumb cunt nobody likes because they always want to give a whole bunch of homework and only be nice to a few kids. When you ask a question they be ignorant and don’t even give the answer you want

1):teacher: You all will be successful in life just keep on trying and remember that practice makes perfect.
Student: thank you your so sweet we love you so much I can tell that we will go somewhere with the help of you

2): Student: can I ask you a question miss/mister?
Teacher: what do you want?
Student:what’s the home—
Teacher: eight paragraphs due tomorrow

Student: I have another question!
Teacher: done and answered get out!

by you only live once so fuck it May 29, 2019

Bitch Teacher

1.A teacher who is a total bitch.

2.A very common form of teacher, most commonly associated with math or literacy.

wow man my teacher is a total Bitch Teacher.

by Chuck Brason June 5, 2010

Teach me how to Bucky

Am amazing remix of "Teach me how to dougie" made by Wisconsin Badgers. the song is actually much better, if you want to see the video, google it. it was put together by students and demonstrates Badger superiority in the Big Ten!

Girl: Can you teach me how to dougie?
UW Student: No, but I can Teach you how to Bucky.
Girl: Even better! I can't wait for you to teach me how to bucky!! all my friends at Minnesota will be so jealous!

by UWBadgers October 21, 2011

TechCarthyism

A movement using mainstream tech-platforms like Twitter and YouTube to socially engineer thought-level compliance to a radical political agenda through Star Chambers (e.g. “Trust and Safety”), shadow bans, show-trials (court of public opinion), de-platforming, and uneven enforcement of Terms of Service. The term was coined by Eric Weinstein.

Sam Harris just canceled his Patreon account in protest against the rising tide of TechCarthyism.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique December 20, 2018