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Teapoled

When someone inadvertantly cuts you off and then stops forward movement causing you to almost run into them. It can also mean someone selfishly getting in your way for there own benefit.
Adam: why are you mad?

Greg: i was picking my order when Chuck just cut me off and then stopped. i almost ran into that motherfucker!

Adam: You got Teapoled.
by BeAtDemHoEZ October 4, 2009
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teapot tease

A sexy as fuck mating ritual usually performed by a male in order to induce sexual arousal within a female. This pose strongly resembles a teapot.
Damn! That teapot tease is sexy as fuck
by teapot1 May 12, 2016
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freestyle teapot

To bust the well known,and might i say very natural. One hand on hip position.Forming the teapot. Now the freestyle element is simple! The position can be posed,for example, while jumping a bike-the more flamboyant the better. Or simply propping the bar up in your local( One leg usually crossed over t'other) p.s this great way to pass time is nothing to do with that annoying twat Harry bastard Potter
Look at that (insert somthing random,but funny ) Take a picture of me potting against it and get it up on that freestyle teapotters facebook group.
by MrKenny April 17, 2009
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Teapot

A discriptive term used to mock an individual who has suffered
at ones hands.
Or anyone who an individual considers inadequate or inferior to his or her self.
Origin- East Central Scotland.
"You could'ny lace ma bits, fuckin teapot".
"and Johnny, get sum mair tins while yer oot, we'll be runnin a we bit dry here soon ya cunt. and Johnny, you want tae get us a wee video an aw, bruce willis, and johnny, die harder!....fuckin teapot"!
by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006
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Alabama Teapot

When a man rubs a woman up and down with tea leaves then pours hot (but not scalding) water on her. He then proceeds to get as much into her vagina as possible and drinks it out before shitting on her ankles. She starts to sing "I'm a Little Teapot" while he positions her and then accomplishes very rough anal sex.
"Dude, I heard Brent did the Alabama Teapot last night."
"He totally did, Cassie's been humming the song all day!"
by Peppermintz1212 August 28, 2009
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Teapression

The feeling you get when you reach for your cup of tea, only to realise that you've already drunk the contents.
Dude, I got really bad teapression. Make me another!
by hardmonkey November 7, 2010
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Teapotting

The art of using a teapot instead of a bong to smoke weed.
"Wanna do teapotting?"
Would you like to get high?

"Shall we teapot?"
Would you like to get high?

"More tea vicar?" (hold up teapot)
Would you like to get high?
by Trashrock July 24, 2012
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