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Tyson

"I like Tyson chicken nuggets"
"Yeah, especially the dinosaurs shaped ones"
by majesticnerd May 10, 2017
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Tysons 2

Nickname for Tysons Galleria, a mall opposite the more well known Tysons Corner Center (Tysons 1) in Tysons Corner, Virginia that has some upscale stores like Cartier, De Beers, Versace and anchors like Neiman-Marcus

Not for peons in t-shirts unless you want to get glared at by snobby sales reps (or ignored, whichever is more offensive for the circumstance)
What kind of mall is Tysons 2? I can't afford anything!
by stealthypantystealer August 6, 2009
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Mike Tyson

Pro Boxer and Ear Eater Extraordinaire!
He will also eat your children in their sleep and murder your wife... all while kicking grnadma down the stairs.
by The Sneak September 18, 2003
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Taylon

Taylon is a Goddess among your women, her beauty is out of this world. She’s the most caring and loving person at heart, but she values loyalty over all, and very fragile you must cherish a Taylon for her and beauty is rare, and If you cherish a Taylon she will love you forever no matter what.
Antonio: I Love You Taylon
Taylon: I Love You More Bae
by papabear115 April 16, 2019
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Mike Tyson Effect

When you see a very manly, built dude and expect him to have a super-deep burly man voice and he ends up sounding like a 10-year-old boy
That cop was like 6'5" 210 but when he asked me for my license and registration I had to try not to laugh cuz he sounded like he was 14. Posterchild for the Mike Tyson Effect
by Henley Road November 19, 2010
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Mike Tyson

A cocktail with a mix of jagermeister and nyquil.

*Caution: Mike Tyson will knock you the fuck out*
Nick: Man, I have a wicked cough, but at the same time, I really want to get crunked. What should I do?

John: Here doggie, I made you a Mike Tyson, this will knock you the fuck out."
by nick'n'johnny September 16, 2006
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mike tyson sandwich

A Mike Tyson Sandwich is a Sandwich that's loaded with breaded deep fried chunks of Ribeye Steak, lettuce, tomato, onions, bacon, melted swiss cheese, and dijon mustard all served on a toasted Sub Roll that is at least 12" long. It was reportedly invented at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan. It's supposedly called the "Mike Tyson" Sandwich, because due to it's Fried Steak, Bacon, and Cheese combo, it will knock your heart the fuck out, much like Mike Tyson would.
When I had a Mike Tyson Sandwich in Canada....I mean, Michigan, it was like this:

I had a four foot long "Mike Tyson" Sandwich at Sam's Tavern in Lansing, Michigan and about 10 minutes afterwards I had nuclear diarrhea in the toilet that stunk like a open sewer line
by Da Wizard Of OZ November 22, 2009
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