Principle that states, "entities must not be tased beyond necessity." Often colloquially phrased as "Don't tase me, bro!" Corollary to Occam's Razor.
University of Florida police didn't heed Occam's Taser, despite Andrew Meyer's pleas to the contrary.
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by Andybcrazy January 6, 2009
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I almost forgot, an online beta reader for the series who I'm friends with told me that he bashes his friend in the final chapter of the series, essentially calling her a cold-hearted bitch.
The order of the stories is:
1) Taskforce 13
2) Taskforce 13: Riot
3) Taskforce 13: Flight to Nowhere
4) Taskforce 13: The New Alpha
5) Taskforce 13: Los Angeles
6) Taskforce 13: Lost and Found (Published on FictionPress .com)
7) Blak (Chapter 8 was written by another author, called tilante)
8) Taskforce 13: Relaunched
I almost forgot, an online beta reader for the series who I'm friends with told me that he bashes his friend in the final chapter of the series, essentially calling her a cold-hearted bitch.
The order of the stories is:
1) Taskforce 13
2) Taskforce 13: Riot
3) Taskforce 13: Flight to Nowhere
4) Taskforce 13: The New Alpha
5) Taskforce 13: Los Angeles
6) Taskforce 13: Lost and Found (Published on FictionPress .com)
7) Blak (Chapter 8 was written by another author, called tilante)
8) Taskforce 13: Relaunched
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by chuustan December 25, 2020
Get the taeffected mug.1) The act of erotically dancing for someone or someones, perhaps with removal of clothing articles, so as to distract said person or persons before using a taser on them.
2) Typo of "strip tease."
3) Best not to confuse the two.
2) Typo of "strip tease."
3) Best not to confuse the two.
1) "I was over at Michael's house last night, and I gave him a strip tase...."
2) "OMG is he okay?!
3) "%#@$ iPhone!!"
2) "OMG is he okay?!
3) "%#@$ iPhone!!"
by President Warren G. Harding January 26, 2011
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Bobby : So are Joe and Jenny going out now?
Bill : Nah. Joe's her tasteful sidebae.
Joe : Fuck you, Bill.
Bill : Nah. Joe's her tasteful sidebae.
Joe : Fuck you, Bill.
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