tardis

A device often wished for by software developers who have been given unreasonable deadlines to complete their work. Although typically this would be used to give the benefit of hindsight to oneself in the past, many would wish to use it to kill the parent/grandparent of the project manager, thus ensuring they will never have been born.

Uh oh, we're going to miss our deadline, everyone in the Tardis. Boss, you stay here.

by FatHairyCoder March 23, 2005

Tarrin

A man who is extremely laid back and cool. usually has a large penis,

who was that guy you slept with last night?

idk, but he was a Tarrin

by that guysssssssssss August 9, 2010

terrism

Slang for 'terrorism', usually accomplished over the Internet.

Dear Roy, what they are doing is called "cyber terrism" and they do it to hundred, maybe thousands of people every day. Its ilegal and it's ammoral and its wrong. Please join my anti terrism cyber task force, I'll be setting up a mailing list and everything once I can figure out how this list program works, I think I need some email.

by Technoeek August 20, 2003

terrism

The incorrect pronunciation of the word 'Terrorism' by the most inbred, ignorant, idiot chosen to lead a bigger group of ignorant idiots who cant let go of their imaginary friend.

"We need to support democratics and freedomis, and kill these terrism doing killers."

-Geroge W. Bush

by Mark Clast May 5, 2008

beer tardis

Its when you leave the pub after many a bevvie, and suddenly your home , transversing time and space in a split second, that is your beer tardis, named after the phone box in Doctor Who..

'I dont know how i got back last night, im must of got my beer tardis home..."

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

tardish

The language spoken (typed) by tards, usually in an attempt to sound cool and fit in with one's friends (who are also tards).

note: The term 'tard' here takes on a meaning closer to that of 'n00b'.

heyz wat r uz up 2??
i waz juz doin dis net fingy ere
omgz! gtg now cyaz!!!11

by StormCyko July 12, 2004

Tarsis

1: An irrational, detrimental impulse, often revolving around amusement and jest.

2: Someone careless and often found casually flirting.

3: Slang for a dancing Pallas Cat.

1) Bathing in the rain is a very Tarsis thing to do.

2) A Tarsis came up to me and told me I was gorgeous.

3) Dude, check out that Tarsis! It's so fluffy and small.

by Tarmonster. February 3, 2010