Tanner

A Tanner is a man of great magnitude, comparable to the gods themselves. He never ceases to amazing those around him. If there was a book written about his life, it would be split into two sections; before you read his book and after, it’s that life changing. If that book were to go to audio tape, Morgan Freeman would be required to be the narrator. On a scale of one to ten, he is easily a certified twenty. P Diddy wakes up feeling like him. I assure you he is extremely better looking than Mick Jagger, yet he never gets kicked to the curb. Oh, and his moves are far more superior. He has to keep a fence around his house at all times, because no matter what he is making in the kitchen, people all around try to get in his yard, and trust me, it is better than yours. He has a ranch full of baby panda bears, ligers, and humpback whales that he is teaching to perform Hamlet. His intelligence surpasses that of Socrates, Einstein, and Steven Hawking combined. His writing is as elegant as Shakespeare, but as pleasing as Dr. Seuss. If given the choice between eternal happiness and a Krispy Kreme doughnut, he’d take the doughnut because it’s something he doesn’t already have. If his life were a movie, Spielberg, Bay, and Lucas would all direct it. He is often called Superman. Not because he is super humanly strong (though he is very strong) or can fly, but because Kryptonite is his only weakness. If there were one word to describe Tanner, it would be ‘Scrumtrulescent’.

No example will do Tanner justice.

by IhavemetGod December 24, 2011

Tangerine tongue tickle

A tangerine tongue tickle is when you are eating out a women’s pussy but when she isn’t looking you quickly grab a tangerine and spray the juice on your tongue then continue to eat the pussy, infusing the acidic tangerine juice with the pussy to where it creates a tickling effect in the pussy from the acid juice, with a slight burn occurring an hour after.

Last night when my girlfriend was not paying attention I gave her a tangerine tongue tickle, she really liked it at first, but the tickle then changed to a burning feeling, luckily she didn’t know it was because of me.

by Shanen123 July 13, 2020

Tanner

One hot mother fucker, messy hair and a jawline that’ll cut diamonds. Type of guy to get any girl to fall in love with him without even trying. Is really good at sports.

Friend: “hey do you see that guy over there? He’s so fucking hot
Other Friend: “ He’s definitely a Tanner”

by HornyToastCumCan October 23, 2019

Tangent Sufferer

Someone who suffers from uncontrollable tangents when regaling others with a fantastical or mundane tale. Someone who only plans on telling story "W", but in the process has also told you story "T" and "F". The additions can be engaging or enraging but should never be discouraged.

1: Theodore Evelyn "Ted" Mosby was a tangent sufferer for for about nine seasons.

2. A:Did you listen to the Joe Thomas episode on the Off Menu podcast? He is such a tangent sufferer.

B: Is that the one with James Acaster?

A: Yes, him too.

by Tangent Sufferer July 13, 2020

tangel

Big dick man that's 24 feet tall that has a degree in everything and also owns 12 countries

How great is Tangel am I right? pog?

by anonymous November 27, 2020

The Tanner-Line

A line slightly-above the waist that any woman above 160 pounds may not come above.

It’s like the Truman-Doctrine, but for fat bitches.

*She begins to come up to kiss during a BJ*
“Woah, woah, woah you don’t quite meet the weight limit for that” The Tanner-Line

by SuPapiChulo July 1, 2021

upper tanker

Taking a shit in the upper tank of a toilet. Also known as "2000 Flushes Brown" and "The Gift That Keeps On Giving"

The people at that fondue party were such fuckin' pricks that I had no choice but to give 'em the old upper tanker.

by montez May 8, 2003