Titantic Tally Whacker

A Large Penis.

As usual,the the star of the porno movie had a titantic tally whacker .

by mikedamitey June 5, 2009

Tellywhacker

Tellywhacker is any long 'stick-like' object that my 2 year old child (Telly) manages to grab and then use to hit anything, or anyone, within reach.

Look out! Chantel (Telly) has a Tellywhacker.

by Telly's Father May 13, 2005

tallywacker

tallee-wack-r
a mischievous child, usually a boy

That little tallywacker set my car on fire.

by Hikoo October 8, 2003

twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker

An unfortunate person with the head of a watermelon.

"ill whack bass as much as i want to you goddamn twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker"

by Alonzakit August 23, 2011

tally-whacker

1. A male who has an obsession with masterbation

Damn Jake! Youre such a tally-whacker! Dont you ever take you hands out of your pants?!

by Ryan May 6, 2004

Sallywhacker

A very masculine, heterosexual man. A man who eats glass corn flakes with a side of galvanized steel. A man who breaks heads over beer bottles. A man who, when fixes his gaze upon a person, said person instantaneously gives birth, whether male or female. Not to be confused with sally, tallywhacker, or queer motherfucker.

"You sallywhacker, you knocked up my sister! Wear these glasses, asshole, and stop eye-fucking my family members."

by Sallywhacker January 30, 2010

taliwhacker

Any person or thing who kills, destroys or in anyway insults the taliban or any taliban member by any means.

George Bush is a Taliwhacker

by Brendan May 7, 2005