twelve o'clock flasher

tech support term
will never be able to fix the problem on the computer
a person who will never and should never be let near a computer.

We've got a twelve o'clock flasher

by Pony Boy September 10, 2003

twelve oclock

to do a whellie on any vehicle

yo, shorty twelve oclock dat bike, the back fender was scrapin the street.

by one, Oclock January 11, 2008

twelve pounder

a larger than normal poop used to describe the fictious weight of the movement

Ted just ate four pizzas. It won't be long before he drops a twelve pounder.

or

Hey Mike, if you are going in there to drop a twelve pounder, snip it off at six so as to not plug up the hopper.

by ltwillhuch April 21, 2011

Twelve again!!!

Remaining a child, year after year, all the way through one's theoretical adulthood.

"Yay, it's my birthday! Twelve again!!!"

by Monkey's Dad June 23, 2020

Twelve bucks an hour

Big big money to a texan. Half the amount the same jobs pay in California, New York, Chicago and all the other modern cities pay.

Hey i'm a texan and I make twelve bucks an hour! Lucky for the rest of the country that i am far too stupid to go elsewhere and earn twice the amount for the same job! I'll just stay in texas and someday I'll make fifteen bucks an hour just like a big city millionaire!

by irvinesucks January 22, 2009

twelve guage

a twelve inch penis.

haley: (knock knock knock!) yo nate, what's you doin in that bathroom?

nate: just cockin my twelve guage!

by vandelay industies December 14, 2012

Twelve Incher

A term used to descibe

a) A long subways sandwich
b) A super equip guy
c) Two guys going at it

Dude, ever since my girl walked in and saw us sucking some good ol' twelve incher she doesnt want me to go to subway anymore...me thinks ima dump her and todally stick it with you!

by PixieCutie December 14, 2009