tossed

A nice mix of drunk and high, where you frequently feel compelled to flap your limbs around languidly. And lots of jumping, yeah, jumping.

That kid is tossed. I think he's gonna fall off the roof.

by chester January 29, 2004

getting your salad tossed

getting your booty hole eaten out it can be gay or straight

damn hope got was getting your salad tossed last night

(her)

by thenigganiggaL February 27, 2014

tossed salad

The act of licking a partners anus and it's surrounding areas. The term draws a parallel to tossing a regular vegetable salad, where all the comtents of the slad are mixed around with salad tongs. In the sexual variety, the reciever of the "tossing" has all the contents of the anus (hairs, lint, dingleberries) mixed around by the partners tongue, which provides moisture (dressing)and essentially serves as human tongs.

My girl loves having a tossed salad before getting poked.

by UrbanDom May 19, 2006

tosseratti

a collection of (usually) snobbish tossers.

"The tories are a collection of public schoolboys and assorted tosseratti."
"Don't go in there, it's wall to wall tosseratti!"

by nzonzo January 20, 2009

tossed

the state of being inebriated enough to make up words...drunk and loving every second of it

"I'm so tossed, it's magnorious!"

"That party was amazing...everyone was tossed!"

by dattaro December 28, 2005

Caber Tossed

The act of taking a dump so long and solid, it hits the bottom of the bowl and when it breaks free from the anus if falls forward hitting your testicles like your butt just caber tossed a poo.

Hey, you know that shit I just took? Well, I just caber tossed myself.

by URnotyourSN November 2, 2010

ginger tosser

person with red hair who masterbates excessively.

Mike sure is acting like a ginger tosser today

by kvo April 25, 2008