i tooted

A weak fart.

Oops, I tooted.

by Onoitooted July 27, 2017

Tottenham Hotspur

Tottenham Hotspur, commonly referred to as Spurs, is an English association football club in North London, England. It plays it's home matches at the recently opened Tottenham Hotspur stadium and has competed in the Premier League, the top division in England, since it began in 1992. Their training ground is on Hotspur Way in Bulls Cross in the London Borough of Enfield. The club is owned by ENIC Group. Tottenham have played in a first (home) strip of white shirts and navy blue shorts since the 1898–99 season. The club's emblem is a cockerel standing upon a football, with a Latin motto Audere est Facere ("To Dare Is to Do").

Recent reports have linked him to Fulham and Tottenham Hotspur of England.

by Finley Jones June 15, 2021

tootincommon

When you and a friend both fart within the same 5 seconds of each other.

John farts then 3 seconds later Paul farts and John says tootincommon! and they rejoice

by tcicb July 6, 2007

tootness

adjective describing the cutest thing in the world

Crystal is the super tootness and i love her!

by Chris December 1, 2004

tooted up

To bend over and aim buttocks skyward usually folled my vigorous shaving and or popping.
bending over touching toes arching back to stick ass up higher

I didnt see any girls faces in that rap video they were all tooted up bootys everywhere.

by The_Khameleon January 7, 2012

toolie toten

It's when you grab a random tool out of your shed and see how far you can shove it up your rectum.

I was toolie toten earlier but now I'm just cruising in my rari with my Louie lofers.

by Uptown banger November 15, 2013

Rootin' Tootin' Jamaican Chocolate Raspberry

When a girl has diarrhea, and you ask her to fart in your mouth, but she squirts a little diarrhea in your mouth when she does it. It makes you sick, so you vomit, but you vomit in your own crotch. Then, she puts her vagina against your vomit covered crotch, and queefs. At the same time, she starts her period, so your crotch gets covered with menstrual blood too. The acid in your barf start rotting her cunt, and chunks of it fall off. Her 4 year old comes in and eats the chunks, and you chop both of their heads off with a tomahawk.

I want to give Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton a rootin' tootin' jamaican chocolate raspberry after she's done taking it up the gary. If she's too tired, she can just give me a regular jamaican raspberry

by Dingleberry Rock November 30, 2004