Background: Every year in Australia at the end of the final exam period thousands of high school students fly to the Gold Coast for Schoolies week celebrations.
Toolies are essentially pathetic dirty bastards who deliberately holiday on the Gold Coast during this time trying to pass themselves off as Schoolies in order to hit on and sleep with drunk teenagers. Toolies have developed into something of a sub-culture, with thousands of experienced Toolies now making the Gold Coast trip a part of their yearly routine. Toolies have an inability to get laid by anyone other than half-conscious teens. No self-respect, part pedophile, all Toolies.
Toolies are essentially pathetic dirty bastards who deliberately holiday on the Gold Coast during this time trying to pass themselves off as Schoolies in order to hit on and sleep with drunk teenagers. Toolies have developed into something of a sub-culture, with thousands of experienced Toolies now making the Gold Coast trip a part of their yearly routine. Toolies have an inability to get laid by anyone other than half-conscious teens. No self-respect, part pedophile, all Toolies.
Schoolie: Hey check out that 30 year old pretending to be a Schoolie, what a desperate fag.
Toolie: Hello, how are you?
Schoolie: Go back to your Toolies friends, wanker.
Toolie: Hello, how are you?
Schoolie: Go back to your Toolies friends, wanker.
by Neil K December 20, 2007
Get the Toolies mug.A string of two or more guys following around an attractive female, hoping that their overly eager attitude will get them laid.
The toolbelt is usually used by her to make her seem more attractive, as ploy to impress the guy she is actually interested in.
The toolbelt is usually used by her to make her seem more attractive, as ploy to impress the guy she is actually interested in.
"So I see Erica brought five dudes to the party. I'm sorry man."
"Ah, don't worry about it, she just brought her toolbelt to try and make me jealous!"
"Ah, don't worry about it, she just brought her toolbelt to try and make me jealous!"
by clint e May 6, 2009
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As he jaunted away from the wouldbe sneaker taker offers, he declared, 'I didn't take my sneakers off. I'm still Sneakers O'toole!"
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Get the Tootie Tingle mug.Tool with a twist. A toolio is an idiot, a douche bag, a skyler... A toolio is much worse than a tool. They are like tools, only 500 times worse. These toolios are found all over the globe, and it is not rare to catch one on the way to class, work, or even the supermarket. Watch out for toolios. Nobody likes them, and if you are sucked into one of their cults, you can never return.
As Skyler skipped around in her underwear, Clare said," Oh my like total gosh, what a toolio!" Abi agreed.
by Untoolios to the Maxxx December 28, 2005
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"Oh my gosh, look at that chick in that white bikini! Check out that glorious tootie puff between her legs!"
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